Wipe Out

I don't really know why daddy insists on doing this, one minute

I'm laying there waiting to be burped and the next thing you 

know I'm in a scene from "The Exorcist". Anyway, daddy has

promised me a hip replacement operation for my fourth birthday.

Cora Elizabeth

PS: The DVD with deleted scenes is due to hit Blockbuster in May.

Uh Oh.....

Well, I don't know what daddy did this time but mommy left,

in fact she leaves every day at 8:00 and comes back at 6:00 -

and she takes her breasts with her. And so my days are spent 

with daddy.

Needless to say daddy has made a number of mistakes. The

first day mommy left daddy put me in the toaster and then

buttered a diaper. But seriously folks. It might not be a bad

time for a visit from grandma, either one, I'm not picky, maybe

a quick four year visit.

Cora Elizabeth

Oct. 13, 2008