Uh Oh.....

Look out below!!!!!!!!

I guess someone's teething.

Cora Elizabeth

Nov. 25, 2008

Just Vote

Well, today's the big day - today we're going to vote for 

our first terrorist ( or, "terrorist American" ) for the office 

of the president. It's so exciting! This morning mommy 

dressed me in my favorite Osama, I mean Obama, onesie. 

Then it was off to the polls.

I'm not allowed to say who mommy voted for but he wasn't

a war hero. After the voting was all over we went to Maggie

Brown to watch the returns and it was there that we celebrated 

electing the nation's first Hawaiian president of the 

United States.

Cora Elizabeth

Nov. 4, 2008

Halloween

Well it's my first Halloween and all I can say is " Where's the candy? "

Mommy and daddy liked Halloween so much that they put me in three 

different outfits, I have no idea why I put up with this. The first outfit 

had me as a little Amish girl. This  upset daddy who was mugged by

three Amish men and beaten with clogs on his last trip to Pennsylvania, 

mommy took the costume back.  My second outfit had me as a lima 

bean until mommy pointed out that it was a pea pod outfit, daddy 

declared it sure looked like a lima bean to him, and then the fight 

was on. They finally decided on a duck outfit - that quacked them 

both up. Heey, is that my first pun?

Oooh, I've got to go tell daddy. 

Cora Elizabeth

All Hollows Eve

PS: You can always send candy to me care of daddy at 185 Clinton Ave 14G.

( I love Snickers bars )

My First Step ( Maybe )

So here's what happened. Mommy and grandpa - or grandfather - I
mean - whatever ... So we went to the New York City marathon, or, I
should say, it came to us; thousands of crazy people running just
a block away, I quickly became inspired. I wanted to join the runners
but grandfather said he would only let me if I walked to them, and that's
exactly what I did! Then I took a nap.

Cora Elizabeth
Nov. 2, 2008

PS: Daddy says my first step doesn't count because he wasn't there.