You know how every day since I was born mommy would come home from work and feed me milk? Apparently that's all changed under the socialist Obama regime. Now she just flies off to Memphis whenever she wants to have her picture taken at Graceland. Who knows when she's coming back. And what if she comes back an Elvis fan of the Vegas years instead of the earlier Sun Records career when Elvis was truly relevant? OMG!! What if the milk is gone? See this face? I can keep it going for at least a year! Bring milk or don't bother coming back.Cora Elizabeth Pape
(The saddest baby ever)
Oct. 16, 2009
3 comments:
Oh, boodles, it will be okay. But you should hear what we've done to Mather -- she doesn't even get milk bottles anymore. Or stroller rides. And we're about to steal her crib away from her and make her sleep in a bed.
Oh, and she has to go an sit on a toilet every time she wants to pee. How cruel is that! You've got it lucky that all you're missing is a little bit of fresh milk.
y'know what? she really looks like Elsa in this picture. Is that because I only remember Elsa in tears? I didn't even go to Memphis.
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