Daddy says it's Grandpa's 80th birthday and we should perform a
roast, I've written the following jokes for his amusement.
1. Grandpa's so old he's stopped teething!!!
2. Grandpa is so old that his crib mate was Methuselah!!
3. Grandpa is so old that he knows how to walk on two legs!!!
Oh, don't get me started !!
Drive safely everybody and thanks for coming.
Cora Shecky Pape
Mar. 11, 2009
4 comments:
Miss Magoo has those jammies too!
I'll bet they're the same size, too.
Grandpa's so old he remembers Pat Boone!
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