Why Mom and Dad Must Go

It was only a matter of time before mommy and daddy got caught

red handed. In the above photograph you can clearly see them 

trying to drown me! I was all alone having a lovely dream about

breast milk when the two of them grabbed me and said it was time

for my first bath. I have to tell you, this bath thing draws eerie 

parallels to what's going on at Gitmo. I took a stand and said no

to their little water boarding exercise, but that wasn't good enough.

Daddy wrestled me to the ground while mommy turned up the water,

I endured the torture for ten minutes before they realized that I 

probably didn't know anything.

I will dedicate my life to ending the barbaric practice that my parents

chose to foist on me - this thing they call a bath.

Fight the power.

Cora Elizabeth